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发朋友圈笑话大全爆笑简短
英语笑话大全
以下是一些英语笑话，希望能给您带来欢乐：
1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
因为他们总是试图将它们分开。
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why don"t skeletons fight each other?
They don"t have the guts.
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
7. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn"t peeling well!
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
9. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
13. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
希望这些笑话能为您带来一些轻松和欢笑！