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英语笑话短故事
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One day, a man walks into a pet store and says to the shopkeeper, \"I want a parrot.\"
The shopkeeper replies, \"We have three parrots: one is $50, another is $100, and the last one is $200.\"
The man asks, \"What’s the difference between them?\"
The shopkeeper explains, \"The $50 parrot only talks, the $100 parrot talks and listens, and the $200 parrot talks, listens, and understands.\"
The man thinks for a moment and then says, \"I’ll take the $50 one.\"
As he’s leaving with the parrot, the shopkeeper calls out, \"Why didn’t you get the more expensive ones? They’re much smarter!\"
The man turns around and says, \"I can already afford this one, but I’m not sure about the others!\"
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