[摘要]关于简短英文笑话爆笑的笑话15个，一个男人心情沉重地在酒吧喝酒！女服务生：“先生？！心情不好吗？”男人：“我是同性恋”；女服务生：“那又怎样？”；男人：“我哥...
关于简短英文笑话爆笑（搞笑15个）的内容，下面是详细的介绍。
当然可以，以下是15个简短的英文笑话，希望能逗你开心：
1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
5. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
9. Why did the fish leave the ocean?
It wanted to live on land!
10. Why did the tomato turn green?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. Why did the math book quit its job?
It couldn’t add!
12. Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired!
13. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
14. Why did the banana split?
Because it was cut too soon!
15. Why did the scarecrow become a successful farmer?
Because he was outstanding in his field... especially in his scarecrow business!
希望这些笑话能给你带来欢乐！
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