讽刺英文情话给男友（精选20句）

[摘要]1、一对情侣在月色下相拥而坐，女友一看男友要来吻她，忙挡住他的嘴说：不行，在结婚之前，你不能这样做！ 男友：那好，我可以等，我把电话号码留给你，等你结婚后通知...

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1. "You"re like a computer, but with more emotions and less processing power."

2. "I"m not saying you"re not intelligent, I"m just saying you"re not as smart as my last relationship."

3. "You have a great sense of humor, but sometimes I feel like I"m the one carrying the weight of our relationship."

4. "I love you more than I love my own life, but I don"t think you"d agree."

5. "You"re my superhero, but sometimes I wonder if you"re really just a superhero in a cape made of paper."

6. "You have a heart of gold, but sometimes I feel like I"m made of lead."

7. "I"m not saying you"re not attractive, I"m just saying you"re not as attractive as my last relationship."

8. "You"re my best friend, but sometimes I feel like I"m your worst enemy."

9. "I love you more than words can say, but sometimes I feel like I"m just saying "I love you" to a wall."

10. "You have a great sense of humor, but sometimes I feel like I"m the one making all the jokes."

11. "I"m not saying you"re not talented, I"m just saying you"re not as talented as my last relationship."

12. "You"re my rock, but sometimes I feel like I"m more of a liability."

13. "I love you more than I love my own life, but I don"t think you"d agree."

14. "You have a great sense of humor, but sometimes I feel like I"m the one carrying the weight of our relationship."

15. "I"m not saying you"re not intelligent, I"m just saying you"re not as smart as my last relationship."

16. "You"re my superhero, but sometimes I wonder if you"re really just a superhero in a cape made of paper."

17. "I"m not saying you"re not attractive, I"m just saying you"re not as attractive as my last relationship."

18. "You"re my best friend, but sometimes I feel like I"m your worst enemy."

19. "I love you more than words can say, but sometimes I feel like I"m just saying "I love you" to a wall."

20. "You have a great sense of humor, but sometimes I feel like I"m the one making all the jokes."

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